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emilyafricaa:

I know this speaks volumes of my maturity level but the ancient guy that winks at the teacher all the time kept saying butthole when we were talking about the intestines. The first six times I played it totally cool but the seventh I anticipated it and it seemed like he was saying it in slow motion. I lost it, I started crying from laughing so hard and everyone seemed really embarrassed for me. 

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

(via farcryforleopard)